Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Kid Funnies

Matthew: Here is his Bible story for today (he told this to Benjamin.) So, Jesus and the disciples were on a boat and the storm came. Jesus made it all calm and they all got off the boat. Then they found some scurvy pirates and made them walk the plank.

Ben: After retrieving his milk from the fridge, he said, "It's very cold. But that's okay, because it'll cool off soon."

Anna: She just giggles and laughs and coos. We were asking her if she likes any boys in the nursery, and she kept getting exctied about one boy in particular. He is the pastor's grandson, so that's okay. Hmmm...but he's only two months old and she's four month's old...is that still considered robbing the cradle??

2 comments:

The Harrisons said...

Scurvy pirates - classic!!

Shanti said...

LOL! Matthew and Ben do say the funniest things!